A month ago, I had a dream that Kevin and I ran into Jon at some event. He was accompanied by Kevin's ex-girlfriend Kristin (the blond ca. 2007) whom he was courting. The awkward double-ex encounter grew only more comically uncomfortable as we spoke together.
Jon's wife had died and he needed a replacement to take care of his kids. He even asked if I was available.
"Um, no, I'm married to Kevin." This with a gesture to my husband standing right next to me and participating in the conversation.
He and Kristin both responded with surprise and even incredulity. "Still? You're still together?"
"Huh, I don't think anyone expected that."
Burn.
Had such a scenario occurred in real life, I probably would have been singularly amused. However, as this came from my own mind, it left a more lasting impression.
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